Somebody Asked "Who Are You?".. My Answer

Ok, I'm very open when it comes to sexual topics because we grown. I used to sleep wit different girls when I was younger. I had a girl from 10/05 to 04/07 but I cheated and have been regretting it ever since. the reason I dont have girl is because I cant find a female that could potentially love me better than she did, I kno thats fucked up but oh well. Some females I talk to I just wanna fuck, some I wanna get to know then fuck. Its hard for me to open up and put all my eggs in one basket cuz if I get burned, im going back to my hoe-ish ways. Ima motivated, smart, funny, outgoing, attractive, driven male but I dont have a car or a crib or money, and without those 3, most of my personality traits dont mean shit. I'm usually stuck in the friend box, so I come off as an asshole so that doesnt happen & until I can find the right female that can fully understand me and potentially give me everything I want in a relationship, Imma keep em at arms length...

My Newfound Love For Nicki Minaj

Ok, I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't the biggest Nicki Minaj fan when she first came out. Of course I'd hit like any normal dude & I'm not jumping on the bandwagon or no shit like that, but I found a new found respect and love for her.. U ever have a dream that felt so real that it changed your outlook on a person??? Well I did, and the main character in my dream was Nicki Minaj.

It was like this: I was in Miami wit my friends and Nicki had a surprise album signing. everybody was rushing her and all on her jock, but I played the background. She saw that I was like the only one not affected by her appearance and called me over and asked me what I thought about her and her music. I told her that her music was good but she could tone down the Pink shit a lil bit. She was surprised by my honesty and when I turned to walk away, she asked me to stay

(This sounds like some "only in a dream" type shit, right?! LOL)

Anyways, after everybody left, we sat and talked for a while. And by the end of the night, we had kissed (Dont judge my dreams!!). After that, we went out a couple times and before I knew it, we were a secret couple. I was the one she talked to when people criticized her and came at her head and shit. I fell in love with Nicki Minaj...

So this weekend, whenever I saw Ms. Minaj on TV, I smiled big as hell!! I know the shit would never happen, but still... HEY, Y'ALL HAVE SOME CRAZY ASS DREAMS TOO!!!

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

I'm a Flirt.... But a Shy one....

Ok, I can admit that I am a major flirt. Flirting is soooo damn fun to me, especially if somebody is flirting back, it can make for a good time. Eye contact, names like boo & bay make for awesome flirting. I can't explain why I flirt so much. I guess I just like it because u can kinda feel somebody out just by flirting. My problem is that I'm a horrible closer. My bro Raynard can co-sign this shit. Me and a female can be flirting hard and the convo is working and everything and right when its time to get the number and move forward, I freeze up like a lil bitch. I only do that because I'm a big guy and kinda self-conscious and afraid of rejection but I'm working on fixing that. I lose all that shit when I'm drunk tho.. but thats another post for another day...

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

Life As An Intern

As y'all know, I am an Intern at 107.5 WGCi-FM in Chicago. I have recently graduated from the Illinois Center for Broadcasting. #YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Anywho, I'm loving what I'm doing here. I'm learning so much about broadcasting and programming. I love my craft!! On a sadder note, I got denied my 1st radio job but its all good, that means I just gotta work harder and get back at it!! Things might be getting serious wit my Boo, cross ur fingers for ya boy...

Thanx for listening,
The Funny

I'm Back(But I Never Left)

What up people?! I haven't posted in over a month, so I guess its time for an update.

1. LeBron is a bitch
-Not because he didnt come to Chicago, but because he took the bitch route.
2. I'm a month away from graduating from the Illinois Center For Broadcasting
3. I'm STILL single LOL

Anyways, Things are going ok for me, I'm really getting focused on what I wanna do wit my life. Um, me & my "Boo" are ok, I guess.. haven't talked much the last couple days. Aw well... Uhhh Thats about it for now..

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

The Big 2-5... Best Birthday Ever!!!!

Its Sunday aka "Day Of Recovery".. My 25th birthday was yesterday & I had a fucking ball!!! Let's recap, shall we?

Friday - Doing my usual intern thing @ WGCI & who walks in?? Big Boi of Outkast!! So I met him, said what up, he cool as hell. Me & my boy Will Worley got put on the list to go to his listening party for his album "Sir Lucius Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty", BTW the album was banging!!! The party was also sponsored by Hennessy: Black. So I definately had my fill.. After that, I went to my buddy Gemini Jones, shindig.. Partied it up, said #Dale like 900 times!! This is what I drank:
-4 Coronas
-7 cups of Hennessy: Black
-2 Long Islands & a pitcher
-a double shot of Don Julio
Oh yea, No Hangover either!!!!

Saturday - BBQ @ my BFF Rissies' house. My bro Raynard hooked the food up. Steaks, Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Chicken, the whole 9!! My sis Tasha made me some fye as brownies!! I spend the whole day wit "Da Fam" & @ the end of the night, my "boo" drove 83 miles roundtrip to see me! I felt sooooo special. I just wanted to share wit yall, how special my 25th birthday was...

#ThatIsAll
The Funny

P.S. Be on the lookout for some big news!!

Feeling Some Kind Of Way...

See, this is what happens when u leave me in the house on a Saturday night in Chicago in the summer!! I start thinking and shit. My birthday is in a week & I'll be 25 & to some people, that's a young age, to others, I'm old as hell. On the plus side, I have no kids, I don't do drugs, I've never been arrested. On the other side, I have no car, no money & I live wit my grandma. Now before u say "You aint shit" & start judging me, realize that I am in school(graduating in August) & I'm an intern @ the #1 Urban radio station in Chicago(WGCI 107.5, #Dale!!). I feel like I've achieved a lot & overcame hella adversity to get where I am. But I have no one to share it wit, nobody there to climb this ladder wit me. Now I know yall been reading about my "boo" the last couple weeks & we're cool but I wanna make her my girlfriend. She lives a nice distance from me but for the 1st time ever, I'm willing to work it out. she makes me happy & I kno I make her happy. I just want it to work out cuz I'm tired of being solo dolo...

#ThatIsAll,

The Funny

LeBron to Chicago.. My Thoughts..

Well, ever since the Cleveland Cavaliers got bounced out of the playoffs by the Boston Celtics a few weeks ago, everybody & they mama been making their predictions about where LeBron James will end up when the free agency period starts July 1st. Its between Chicago, Cleveland, New Jersey, New York & LA(Clippers). Most analysts feel like he will choose Chicago because we have the strongest roster toward winning a championship & the whole "Michael Jordan played here" factors in as well...

While most Chicagoians want LeBron here & think that he would be good for the city, I think different. Lebron would be a great public figure for the City of Chicago & Chicago Bulls BUT(Yes, there's a But), WE DONT NEED HIM!!!! Yes, he would bring a lot of revenue to the city(estimated 2.7 Billion), he's not a good fit for the team. We have a All-Star point guard in Derrick Rose, why would you take the ball out of his hands?! That's like making Brian Urlacher quarterback when we have Cutler!! The prospective lineup with Lebron would be like this:

PG-Derrick Rose
SG-Kirk Hinrich
SF-LeBron James
PF-Taj Gibson
C-Joakim Noah

Now, that looks a solid lineup & it is BUT it could be soooo much better. Lets say the Bulls left LeBron alone & focused toward Dwyane Wade/Joe Johnson or Chris Bosh/Amar'e Stoudemire.. look @ the lineup:

PG-Derrick Rose
SG-Dwyane Wade/Joe Johnson
SF-Luol Deng
PF-Chris Bosh/Amar'e Stoudemire
C-Joakim Noah
Bench- Kirk Hinrich, Taj Gibson

Now look at that, you just put a solid backup point guard & a rebounding energy machine on the bench, there's 3 All-Stars & 1 potential All-Star in the starting lineup. thats a championship team right there!! Some might say that we dont need Wade either cuz he would take the ball out of D. Rose's hands but I beg to differ. The reason Wade had the ball so much in Miami is because they had nobody else to give the ball to, are you really gonna give the ball to Mario Chalmers?! Aboslutely Not!!! As for LeBron, he's not a great shooter, he is a great athlete. He uses his size and speed to score. He's good at handling the ball because he's too big for guards & too fast for forwards & centers. he IS a freak of nature but he's not for the Chicago Bulls. He would fit well in New Jersey who have up & coming players such as Devin Harris, Brook Lopez, Courtney Lee & Yi Jianlian. NJ also has the #3 pick, a boatload of Cash & A new owner thats not afraid to spend it. The right moves in free agency & the draft could have New Jersey in the playoffs next season.
This is why LeBron should NOT bring his ass to Chicago....

#ThatIsAll
The Funny

Nice Guys Really Finish Last

I'm a firm believer in the saying "Nice Guys Finish Last" because every time I "think" I found the girl that has everything I'm looking for, it falls apart.. I'm 0 for 3 this year & I aint did shit wrong.

Every female got they reasons:
- You're a nice guy, but I only see u as a friend.(Translation: I don't like fat boys)
- I'm not looking for nobody(Translation: I want a nigga to treat me like shit)

I feel like women are soooo shallow that they can't look past my weight to see the real good dude I am. I got a lot to offer a woman
-No Kids
-No Record
-Not Crazy
-Not a woman beater
I'm working on the car, crib & $$$ but if a female can't stick wit me through the hard shit, she don't deserve my love #imjustsayin. But if any ladies are serious about getting @ me just holla!!!

Update.. I guess

Oh, wow.. someone's actually following my blog. i'm glad I'm not talking to the air anymore lol. We finally got some good weather in the Chi & I'm loving it!! I'm a Summer Baby(June), so I LOVE when my season comes around.

I started my WGCI internship & I can tell that its gonna be a good-ass summer.. #TeamDale!!!

Um, I'm liking the direction I'm goin in wit my new "boo". She's what I'm looking for, so cross your fingers that it works out for ya boy!!! I will express my feelings on the whole "LeBron to Chicago" situation next time, til then...

Baaaaaaahhhh!!
The Funny

Summer, Summer, Summertime....

Well its mid-May here in Chicago and its 40-FUCKING-DEGREES!!!! I mean, what the hell is goin on?! Who told Winter to come back.... its cold, rainy, windy. I swear I hate Chicago weather...

Ok, I'm glad I got that off my chest. In other news, I am officially #TeamDALE!! I got the summer intership @ WGCI wit UB Rodriguez!! I'm extra excited about that. Um, I got a new "boo", Shhhhhhh, dont tell nobody. But we just talking so we'll see how that goes.

I went and saw Iron Man 2 this past weekend & that shit was just awesome!!! Good script, good effects, good movie. My bro Raynard (who is the biggest Iron Man fan, dont ask me why), was sitting on the edge of his seat the whole time. he almost saw on the floor, Indian-Style in front of the screen LOL.

I'm done for now,
Peace!!!

The Funny

Death to Skinny Jeans!!!

Skinny jeans are the worst invention ever!! I'm not hating because I'm fat, so u can get that thought out yo mind! I just think the shit is stupid cuz niggas be walking around here looking like a set if fucking Christmas lights! My bro Ray called me and asked me about some Black Levi Skinnys.. & I told that muhfucka to dont even think about it.. I will set fire to yo ass like they did Freddy Krueger! To me, skinny jeans are like the gayest shit u could possibly wear. I mean, females wear tight jeans to show off their "ASSets", but can anyone explain why dudes where those Nut-hugging ass pants??? Every since the New Boyz popped up, damn near every black kid in america started rocking these jeans and bright ass colors: Teal, Magenta, Bright Purple... I mean DAMN!!! I cant talk about this no more cuz its pissin me off... but before I go, I will say this... U CANT BE A THUG & ROCK SKINNY JEANS!!!!

That is all,
The Funny

Movies

What the dealio...

I went to see "A Nightmare On Elm Street" last night & I must say, it was wayyyyyy better than I expected. I thought it would be ok, but it ended up being great!! The storyline was just off the chain. I never wouldve expected the story to be that good. Jackie Earle did an excellent job as the new Freddy Krueger, he was serious but he had a bitter/asshole attitude.. Two Thumbs up!!! I gotta go, time for work..

THe Funny

1st Entry

Well this is my 1st entry... I'm really feelin' this "blogging thing. Its like a web-diary/journal. I feel like Doogie Howser and shit. LOL! But I'm just your average dude wit many thoughts and no outlet to express them... so, hmmm, whats 1st on the list...

Ok, I'm a poet, yes a poet! I write many poems about money, love, life, etc. here's a poem!!

Its called "Thoughts"

Laughter arrives just in time,
To heal my soul from the pain,
The tears I cry, can't justify,
The true root of my strain.

As I ponder over days past,
Many things become clear,
Some friends turned into enemies,
The one thing I truely feared.

Most Fiction slowly turns into Fact,
Darkness turns into light,
People's hidden sins are revealed,
And wrong turns into right.

This life is hard on all of us,
and its not always fun,
Stay true to self & make your own way,
Because in the mirror, there is only one...

Ok thats all for today, I gotta go do some work..

"If you dont stand up, you're sure to fall down"
-The Funny