Somebody Asked "Who Are You?".. My Answer

Ok, I'm very open when it comes to sexual topics because we grown. I used to sleep wit different girls when I was younger. I had a girl from 10/05 to 04/07 but I cheated and have been regretting it ever since. the reason I dont have girl is because I cant find a female that could potentially love me better than she did, I kno thats fucked up but oh well. Some females I talk to I just wanna fuck, some I wanna get to know then fuck. Its hard for me to open up and put all my eggs in one basket cuz if I get burned, im going back to my hoe-ish ways. Ima motivated, smart, funny, outgoing, attractive, driven male but I dont have a car or a crib or money, and without those 3, most of my personality traits dont mean shit. I'm usually stuck in the friend box, so I come off as an asshole so that doesnt happen & until I can find the right female that can fully understand me and potentially give me everything I want in a relationship, Imma keep em at arms length...

My Newfound Love For Nicki Minaj

Ok, I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't the biggest Nicki Minaj fan when she first came out. Of course I'd hit like any normal dude & I'm not jumping on the bandwagon or no shit like that, but I found a new found respect and love for her.. U ever have a dream that felt so real that it changed your outlook on a person??? Well I did, and the main character in my dream was Nicki Minaj.

It was like this: I was in Miami wit my friends and Nicki had a surprise album signing. everybody was rushing her and all on her jock, but I played the background. She saw that I was like the only one not affected by her appearance and called me over and asked me what I thought about her and her music. I told her that her music was good but she could tone down the Pink shit a lil bit. She was surprised by my honesty and when I turned to walk away, she asked me to stay

(This sounds like some "only in a dream" type shit, right?! LOL)

Anyways, after everybody left, we sat and talked for a while. And by the end of the night, we had kissed (Dont judge my dreams!!). After that, we went out a couple times and before I knew it, we were a secret couple. I was the one she talked to when people criticized her and came at her head and shit. I fell in love with Nicki Minaj...

So this weekend, whenever I saw Ms. Minaj on TV, I smiled big as hell!! I know the shit would never happen, but still... HEY, Y'ALL HAVE SOME CRAZY ASS DREAMS TOO!!!

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

I'm a Flirt.... But a Shy one....

Ok, I can admit that I am a major flirt. Flirting is soooo damn fun to me, especially if somebody is flirting back, it can make for a good time. Eye contact, names like boo & bay make for awesome flirting. I can't explain why I flirt so much. I guess I just like it because u can kinda feel somebody out just by flirting. My problem is that I'm a horrible closer. My bro Raynard can co-sign this shit. Me and a female can be flirting hard and the convo is working and everything and right when its time to get the number and move forward, I freeze up like a lil bitch. I only do that because I'm a big guy and kinda self-conscious and afraid of rejection but I'm working on fixing that. I lose all that shit when I'm drunk tho.. but thats another post for another day...

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

Life As An Intern

As y'all know, I am an Intern at 107.5 WGCi-FM in Chicago. I have recently graduated from the Illinois Center for Broadcasting. #YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Anywho, I'm loving what I'm doing here. I'm learning so much about broadcasting and programming. I love my craft!! On a sadder note, I got denied my 1st radio job but its all good, that means I just gotta work harder and get back at it!! Things might be getting serious wit my Boo, cross ur fingers for ya boy...

Thanx for listening,
The Funny

I'm Back(But I Never Left)

What up people?! I haven't posted in over a month, so I guess its time for an update.

1. LeBron is a bitch
-Not because he didnt come to Chicago, but because he took the bitch route.
2. I'm a month away from graduating from the Illinois Center For Broadcasting
3. I'm STILL single LOL

Anyways, Things are going ok for me, I'm really getting focused on what I wanna do wit my life. Um, me & my "Boo" are ok, I guess.. haven't talked much the last couple days. Aw well... Uhhh Thats about it for now..

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

The Big 2-5... Best Birthday Ever!!!!

Its Sunday aka "Day Of Recovery".. My 25th birthday was yesterday & I had a fucking ball!!! Let's recap, shall we?

Friday - Doing my usual intern thing @ WGCI & who walks in?? Big Boi of Outkast!! So I met him, said what up, he cool as hell. Me & my boy Will Worley got put on the list to go to his listening party for his album "Sir Lucius Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty", BTW the album was banging!!! The party was also sponsored by Hennessy: Black. So I definately had my fill.. After that, I went to my buddy Gemini Jones, shindig.. Partied it up, said #Dale like 900 times!! This is what I drank:
-4 Coronas
-7 cups of Hennessy: Black
-2 Long Islands & a pitcher
-a double shot of Don Julio
Oh yea, No Hangover either!!!!

Saturday - BBQ @ my BFF Rissies' house. My bro Raynard hooked the food up. Steaks, Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Chicken, the whole 9!! My sis Tasha made me some fye as brownies!! I spend the whole day wit "Da Fam" & @ the end of the night, my "boo" drove 83 miles roundtrip to see me! I felt sooooo special. I just wanted to share wit yall, how special my 25th birthday was...

#ThatIsAll
The Funny

P.S. Be on the lookout for some big news!!

Feeling Some Kind Of Way...

See, this is what happens when u leave me in the house on a Saturday night in Chicago in the summer!! I start thinking and shit. My birthday is in a week & I'll be 25 & to some people, that's a young age, to others, I'm old as hell. On the plus side, I have no kids, I don't do drugs, I've never been arrested. On the other side, I have no car, no money & I live wit my grandma. Now before u say "You aint shit" & start judging me, realize that I am in school(graduating in August) & I'm an intern @ the #1 Urban radio station in Chicago(WGCI 107.5, #Dale!!). I feel like I've achieved a lot & overcame hella adversity to get where I am. But I have no one to share it wit, nobody there to climb this ladder wit me. Now I know yall been reading about my "boo" the last couple weeks & we're cool but I wanna make her my girlfriend. She lives a nice distance from me but for the 1st time ever, I'm willing to work it out. she makes me happy & I kno I make her happy. I just want it to work out cuz I'm tired of being solo dolo...

#ThatIsAll,

The Funny