V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶D̶a̶y 2011

Y'all know the routine... Another anti-vday poem... Ah-haaaaaaaaa!!! 4th straight year!!

*Clears Throat*

Its been 3 years of this,

Year 4 is more of the same,

But this time it aint my fault,

The women are to blame...

The good ones didnt step up,

The bad ones uber-failed,

Hell, if a great one showed her face,

I doubt I could tell.

I dont wanna point fingers,

Cuz its nobodies fault,

I was definitely up for grabs,

or so I thought *shrugs*

Monday the 14th is just that,

Monday,

The revelance will return to my heart,

I guess, someday...

When the sea of women part,

& there only one stands,

She'll repair all that's damaged,

With one touch of her hand.

Until that day arrives,

& all other women pass,

I'm good with gettin it in

& being the Emergency Dick in A Glass!!!!

The First 3 Anti-Vday Poems

2008- http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=8801465546

2009- http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=49833720546

2010- http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=302074340546

How I'm Viewed...

Me & one of my fellow interns at WGCI, Keaira, were talking & she said she saw a lot in me.. I asked her what she saw and this is what she said:

"Goofy, intelligent, respectable, hard working, love for music, life of the party, the shoulder that one can use to cry on, the manly man but not afraid to show affection when the time is right. Mature..been there done that attitude and not going to let the past determine your future even though your mistakes helped u learn what issues the future will bring.. To me, u have a "I'm not getting any younger" attitude & u ready to tackle life and be the best man in every situation..."

She had me pegged & it made me wonder, "WHY THE FUCK CANT OTHER PPL SEE THIS SHIT?!" Naw seriously, some people just see the exterior of a person. So the next time someone asks you what you see in them, look past what you see & make an attempt to dig deeper because it might just make their day...

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

One Night Stand... or Not

Well today the topic is One Night Stands... I'll be the first to admit that at the ripe age of 25, I have never had a one night stand. That being said, I don't see the purpose or accomplishment of having one. I've had sex with a person just one time but I doubt that qualifies. So, uh... ummm yea. Ok.... I'm done...

Somebody Asked "Who Are You?".. My Answer

Ok, I'm very open when it comes to sexual topics because we grown. I used to sleep wit different girls when I was younger. I had a girl from 10/05 to 04/07 but I cheated and have been regretting it ever since. the reason I dont have girl is because I cant find a female that could potentially love me better than she did, I kno thats fucked up but oh well. Some females I talk to I just wanna fuck, some I wanna get to know then fuck. Its hard for me to open up and put all my eggs in one basket cuz if I get burned, im going back to my hoe-ish ways. Ima motivated, smart, funny, outgoing, attractive, driven male but I dont have a car or a crib or money, and without those 3, most of my personality traits dont mean shit. I'm usually stuck in the friend box, so I come off as an asshole so that doesnt happen & until I can find the right female that can fully understand me and potentially give me everything I want in a relationship, Imma keep em at arms length...

My Newfound Love For Nicki Minaj

Ok, I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't the biggest Nicki Minaj fan when she first came out. Of course I'd hit like any normal dude & I'm not jumping on the bandwagon or no shit like that, but I found a new found respect and love for her.. U ever have a dream that felt so real that it changed your outlook on a person??? Well I did, and the main character in my dream was Nicki Minaj.

It was like this: I was in Miami wit my friends and Nicki had a surprise album signing. everybody was rushing her and all on her jock, but I played the background. She saw that I was like the only one not affected by her appearance and called me over and asked me what I thought about her and her music. I told her that her music was good but she could tone down the Pink shit a lil bit. She was surprised by my honesty and when I turned to walk away, she asked me to stay

(This sounds like some "only in a dream" type shit, right?! LOL)

Anyways, after everybody left, we sat and talked for a while. And by the end of the night, we had kissed (Dont judge my dreams!!). After that, we went out a couple times and before I knew it, we were a secret couple. I was the one she talked to when people criticized her and came at her head and shit. I fell in love with Nicki Minaj...

So this weekend, whenever I saw Ms. Minaj on TV, I smiled big as hell!! I know the shit would never happen, but still... HEY, Y'ALL HAVE SOME CRAZY ASS DREAMS TOO!!!

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

I'm a Flirt.... But a Shy one....

Ok, I can admit that I am a major flirt. Flirting is soooo damn fun to me, especially if somebody is flirting back, it can make for a good time. Eye contact, names like boo & bay make for awesome flirting. I can't explain why I flirt so much. I guess I just like it because u can kinda feel somebody out just by flirting. My problem is that I'm a horrible closer. My bro Raynard can co-sign this shit. Me and a female can be flirting hard and the convo is working and everything and right when its time to get the number and move forward, I freeze up like a lil bitch. I only do that because I'm a big guy and kinda self-conscious and afraid of rejection but I'm working on fixing that. I lose all that shit when I'm drunk tho.. but thats another post for another day...

#ThatIsAll

The Funny

Life As An Intern

As y'all know, I am an Intern at 107.5 WGCi-FM in Chicago. I have recently graduated from the Illinois Center for Broadcasting. #YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Anywho, I'm loving what I'm doing here. I'm learning so much about broadcasting and programming. I love my craft!! On a sadder note, I got denied my 1st radio job but its all good, that means I just gotta work harder and get back at it!! Things might be getting serious wit my Boo, cross ur fingers for ya boy...

Thanx for listening,
The Funny