Well as you know, the Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks 4-2
The video is the result of a lost bet!! DONT GAMBLE PEOPLE!!!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
King James Fan Comes Up "Short"
I've been gone for a while but I'm back with a good story!! My homeboy Sherm is an extreme Miami Heat and LeBron James fan and he decided to bet Leon Rogers and Tony Sco(Of Tony Sco & The Morning Riot on WGCI) that if the Miami Heat lose the NBA Finals, He would wear a Hooters Uniform and parade down Michigan Ave....
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
***NEW PREVIEW***
Another preview of the upcoming mixtape "Newports & Ramen Noodles"...
Shoutout to Lupe!!!
I'm Eatin' by The Funny 1
Shoutout to Lupe!!!
I'm Eatin' by The Funny 1
Friday, April 8, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
2008, 2009 & 2010 Anti V-Day
2008 - Everyday the 14th
I'm dreadin this day,
Have to go throught it on my own,
Seems like everybody's paired up,
Except me, I'm alone
Imma have to stunt,
Act like nothing's wrong,
Isolated in my room,
CD's filled wit sad love songs
No Valentine 4 me,
Its hard to go through,
One of the few left,
That aint got a boo.
Man, I'm just playin,
VALENTINE'S DAY ROCKS,
I'm wit my boo all day,
Her name: XBOX!!!!!
Have to go throught it on my own,
Seems like everybody's paired up,
Except me, I'm alone
Imma have to stunt,
Act like nothing's wrong,
Isolated in my room,
CD's filled wit sad love songs
No Valentine 4 me,
Its hard to go through,
One of the few left,
That aint got a boo.
Man, I'm just playin,
VALENTINE'S DAY ROCKS,
I'm wit my boo all day,
Her name: XBOX!!!!!
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2009 - Just Another Day
No Valentine this year,
But I aint trippin,
Cuz an Alcholic coma,
I plan to slip in....
I'm just playin my ppl, but I will be flying solo,
No depression tho,
I'm playin my position, u kno
Special for er'body else,
Another day for me,
I'm definately no bitter,
And far from lonely.
Its no hate from me,
Nor pain or strife,
Cuz when I get my boo,
It'll be V-Day for the rest of our life...
But I aint trippin,
Cuz an Alcholic coma,
I plan to slip in....
I'm just playin my ppl, but I will be flying solo,
No depression tho,
I'm playin my position, u kno
Special for er'body else,
Another day for me,
I'm definately no bitter,
And far from lonely.
Its no hate from me,
Nor pain or strife,
Cuz when I get my boo,
It'll be V-Day for the rest of our life...
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2010 - Its V-Day... Again
Well, its February 14th,
And the kid is alone,
No ladies in my sight,
Not even texts on my phone.
But I refuse to stress,
Cuz I see no need,
I aint spending my cash,
To build on corporate greed.
I kno it sound selfish,
But I don't care,
Cuz on Sweetest Day,
All the Women disappear.
Well, I've said my peace,
And u can call me a lame,
I got a date wit the TV,
And The All-Star Game!!
And the kid is alone,
No ladies in my sight,
Not even texts on my phone.
But I refuse to stress,
Cuz I see no need,
I aint spending my cash,
To build on corporate greed.
I kno it sound selfish,
But I don't care,
Cuz on Sweetest Day,
All the Women disappear.
Well, I've said my peace,
And u can call me a lame,
I got a date wit the TV,
And The All-Star Game!!
V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶D̶a̶y 2011
Y'all know the routine... Another anti-vday poem... Ah-haaaaaaaaa!!! 4th straight year!!
*Clears Throat*
Its been 3 years of this,
Year 4 is more of the same,
But this time it aint my fault,
The women are to blame...
The good ones didnt step up,
The bad ones uber-failed,
Hell, if a great one showed her face,
I doubt I could tell.
I dont wanna point fingers,
Cuz its nobodies fault,
I was definitely up for grabs,
or so I thought *shrugs*
Monday the 14th is just that,
Monday,
The revelance will return to my heart,
I guess, someday...
When the sea of women part,
& there only one stands,
She'll repair all that's damaged,
With one touch of her hand.
Until that day arrives,
& all other women pass,
I'm good with gettin it in
& being the Emergency Dick in A Glass!!!!
The First 3 Anti-Vday Poems
2008- http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=8801465546
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
How I'm Viewed...
Me & one of my fellow interns at WGCI, Keaira, were talking & she said she saw a lot in me.. I asked her what she saw and this is what she said:
"Goofy, intelligent, respectable, hard working, love for music, life of the party, the shoulder that one can use to cry on, the manly man but not afraid to show affection when the time is right. Mature..been there done that attitude and not going to let the past determine your future even though your mistakes helped u learn what issues the future will bring.. To me, u have a "I'm not getting any younger" attitude & u ready to tackle life and be the best man in every situation..."
She had me pegged & it made me wonder, "WHY THE FUCK CANT OTHER PPL SEE THIS SHIT?!" Naw seriously, some people just see the exterior of a person. So the next time someone asks you what you see in them, look past what you see & make an attempt to dig deeper because it might just make their day...
#ThatIsAll
The Funny
Thursday, January 20, 2011
One Night Stand... or Not
Well today the topic is One Night Stands... I'll be the first to admit that at the ripe age of 25, I have never had a one night stand. That being said, I don't see the purpose or accomplishment of having one. I've had sex with a person just one time but I doubt that qualifies. So, uh... ummm yea. Ok.... I'm done...
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